Why is Keith Olberman speaking in rugby clichés? Who the fuck is watching rugby? I guess the same people saving crown royal bags, huh, bitch. Oh. I'm sorry. I was talking to the voices, well...forget it.

All of the speculation is how bloody will Barack and Hillary get? Will it be polished in a thin veneer of civility and sportsmanship or will one or the other of them take the gloves off?

These boys are feenin’. Trust me -- getting ugly this far out would be suicide and Hill and Rock both like living too much for that. Please.

And they can only get ugly with Barack if he engages them. The possibility is greater with Hill given her history, but these boys don't want to look like they're ganging up on her. She's perfected that "I’m just a girl" vibe when attacked.

Tricky dicky.

Mark Penn, Clinton advisor, Chris calls him one of the smartest people around. He also says that of Reverend Al so I believe him.

How will Hill support her vote for the war? Penn thinks she'll make it plain -- yeah, like she has so many times before. /sarcasm

Chris accuses Mark of trying to lowball expectations for Hillary.

"Where's Bill Clinton?" Chris asks.

Bill has been sent to Russia.

Oh god!!! Don't let him come home with a mail order bride.

How scared were they that Bill might upstage Hill? Russia?

Damn homie.

Chris just asked, "What's Hillary wearing tonight?" C'mon Chris? When the fuck did you become Joan Rivers?

These white men are foaming at the mouth over "there's a woman! A Hispanic! A black guy!"

Dear god. Someone tell them they still control the majority of the wealth. They can relax.

Looks like Clinton and Obama will be standing next to each other on the stage. Why do they keep acting like Obama might throw a punch? Even if he did lose his damn mind I’d put fifty on Hillary to win. That heffa ain't no punk.

Chris makes it clear that Obama is within spitting distance of winning. He's poking Penn who names four other polls that put Hillary ahead and Obama going down. Basically he says, "Chris your poll ain't shit!"